Neckline Slimmer

I don't even have anything to say on this one.

Neck Slimmer

The Dipstick Guy

In this commercial you will see that the male doctor is the same guy who whacked people with the dipstick from the post I did a few months ago. It looks like he thought with his dipstick and went to medical school. I guess beating the crap out of people wasn't working out for him.

Dipstick guy

Our Favorite

Gloria and I were at Aubrey's house the other day and we both commented on how retarded this commercial is. It is a local Utah commercial that just plain sucks in every way. The Audio is horrible, the background is horrible and the girl talking is probably the most horrible. But remember ladies you need to "put that sexy little indulgence, back into your life." Emily let us know if idaho can top this.

Sexy little Indulgence

Women, Please Don't

Gloria saw this one on TV without me and told me i needed to do it. Thank you honey. I first want to say that this should not be called bump it. This should be called Utahhair.com. No women should use this product. It is very unattractive to pretend that you are hiding something in the back of your hair. When I am out and about and I see women with this type of hairdo I just think to myself, "why would women want to have an unatural hump on the top of their head." It looks like a birds nest. I'm always waiting for a bird to come flying out of that thing. Also in this commercial there is a part where they are describing what attitude goes with this hair. When they come to the word "flirty" they show an 11 year old girl. What mom wants her 11 year old to be flirty. So please women around the world do not use this product. Women from Utah i'm sorry but there is no hope for you. You somehow have managed to pull this look off for decades without this product.